that you were going to respond with that little emoji thing
I fuckin knew it
Why are you flipping a table in my ask box
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
I !!!!!!!!!
WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO!!!!!!!!!!!!1
BE!!!!!!!!!!!
HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PUT THE FUCKING TABLE BACK!!
┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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As you take off their pants, whisper “purification in progress”
(Source: poke-problems)
I tried to find as much Mark Ruffalo as I could of him being the sexy beast he is =3 hope everyone enjoys!
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking